Honestly, I'm a little proud. You'd be less embarrassed if you've heard some of my stories. Which you won't, by the way, unless you ask your grandmother. She gets way too much joy out of embarrassing me.
I mean I've kind of heard about some of your stories. The press loves to talk and speculate about you.
For the record, and not that I expect you'd have a reason to say anything, but I'd appreciate it if this doesn't get back to Mum. She doesn't appreciate my appreciation for Starfleet boys.
They get about half of that right, don't believe everything you see there.
Yeah, that sounds like your mom. Don't worry, kid. Your shameful secrets are safe with me. Although, be careful around those Starfleet boys I have experience with them.
[ being one, dating one... he's done it all, son. ]
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spacegarbage2018-06-20 01:32 pm
oh my god
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Oh god, please don't ask her.
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For the record, and not that I expect you'd have a reason to say anything, but I'd appreciate it if this doesn't get back to Mum. She doesn't appreciate my appreciation for Starfleet boys.
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Yeah, that sounds like your mom. Don't worry, kid. Your shameful secrets are safe with me. Although, be careful around those Starfleet boys I have experience with them.
[ being one, dating one... he's done it all, son. ]