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jim kirk | star trek aos

[personal profile] rippedshirts 2018-06-21 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
a. I'm in love. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
b. These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
c. There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
d.
[ text him! ]
rustledbyjimmies: (hm)

a

[personal profile] rustledbyjimmies 2018-06-22 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Jim, it concerns me that you do not seem to realize you have said these exact same words to me 248 day cycles ago.

Perhaps the current circumstances are worth reevaluating as your relationship with the last source of these words did not last more than 48 hours.
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[personal profile] rippedshirts 2018-06-22 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
What? I did?




About who?
It's real this time, Spock. I swear!
She said my plan was brilliant and she couldn't believe I came up with it and then she punched me.
rustledbyjimmies: (fascinating)

[personal profile] rustledbyjimmies 2018-06-22 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. And that you do not recall her name indicates the likelihood of a similar failure.

Dare I inquire as to what you plan entails and pertains to? If it is true that she truly found your plan brilliant, the following assault seem illogical. Is it a human ritual I am unaware of?
rippedshirts: (009)

jim, you absolute mess

[personal profile] rippedshirts 2018-06-22 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Come on, Spock. Don't be like that! It could be real this time.

[ i mean, it probably isn't but it could be!! jim kirk, always lookin' for love in the wrong places. ]

What? No, she was just mad that I was right. But a woman with that kind of passion is hard to find.

And, uh, you probably don't want to know what the plan is about. Just, you know, for liability reasons.