TEXTS FROM OUTER SPAAAAAACE

[protomatter]

listen, you know the drill.

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[zenwhoberi]

[imagine the most dead-eyed stare possible, and you'll have some approximation of the look with which she's regarding this message.

she had little patience for this conversation to begin with, and now, within the past two minutes alone, it's dwindled by at least half.]

You can rest assured that you're not. That won't come up.

[rippedshirts]

[ he's mostly joking, he's also just making sure there's nothing between them. you know, just in case. ]

Then I can't see what about my plan is idiotic.
Chekov looks great in a dress and Ms. Rand is excellent at make up.
We could send Uhura but I just don't think she's got the Russian accent right.

[zenwhoberi]

[she's married, kirk.... to someone who's as annoying as you, imagine that]

There's plenty. I've heard a lot of idiotic plans, and this one may be one of the worst.

[which is — definitely saying something.]

Have you thought through what happens when they find out who he is? Does he have backup?

[expeditioned]

[ he said just in case!! ]

That seems a little a dramatic. It can't be the worst because I've definitely come up with worse plans before.

If they find out.
So negative.

Of course he'll have back-up, I wouldn't send him in alone. I'm his Captain.